23 Pumpkin Spice Products to Get You Ready for Basic Girl Autumn

Listen—summer might not be officially over until September 23, but Hot Girl Summer is dead, and Basic Girl Autumn is HERE. Thotumn, Christian Girl Fall, whatever you want to call it—it’s here and so is pumpkin spice everything. Not our fault if we like to enjoy the delicate tastings of a hot pumpkin spice beverage as we leisurely stroll through piles of newly fallen orange and yellow leaves while being all wrapped up in a gigantic “blanket scarf” and leggings as pants. Capitalism made us this way. And capitalism keeps giving us pumpkin spice-flavored products so that we may never tire of the sacred flavor. Even if it’s in the form of a minty lip balm. Or a sneaker. Or canned lunch meat. (Yeah.)

Pumpkin-scented candles and body lotion are certainly fall classics, but after a quick Google search of “pumpkin spice products” stemming out of pure curiosity, I found, to my horror (and honest delight), a slew of very random pumpkin spice-flavored products that I will never, ever forget (it’s like that one time I was innocently watching beauty tutorials on YouTube and then somehow fell down a rabbit hole of Disney conspiracy theories until sleep deprivation took over at 4 A.M.—what the hell happened).

I feel better for knowing about these PSL hybrid products now. Stronger, even. Pumpkin spice has made me a better friend and dog mom—and that’s solely because now I truly believe that you really can do anything you put your mind to. Such as, create a three-wick “Basic White Girl Pumpkin Spice” candle and sell it on Amazon for $18.99. The future is now, my friends.

But, yeah, you should really see these pumpkin spice products for yourself. Scroll through to see all the best (and worst) pumpkin spice latte-inspired items available to us in this earthly dimension. What a heckin’ time to be alive.

ColourPop Super Shock Shadow in “Let Me Pass”

With a base color of “pumpkin spice orange” and some gold glitter flecks mixed in—hmm, yes, I would happily wear this PSL-inspired eyeshadow. Heck, I’d even pop it on my cheeks as blush for a full-on, monotone pumpkin spice look.

Peter Thomas Roth Pumpkin Enzyme Face Mask

This pumpkin face mask + a steaming PSL = the chill, self-care night of my dreams.

Pumpkin Spice Air Wick Air Fresheners

I mean, it says so right on the packaging. “SPREAD THE JOY” by making your apartment smell like a PSL.

Casamigos Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Cocktail Mix

Pumpkin spice latte, who? Catch me living my best autumn life with a mix of this and some tequila.

 

 

Mrs. Meyer’s Pumpkin-Scented Multi-Surface Everyday Cleaner

Wait, is this what we wanted? What we asked for when we all went crazy for Starbuck’s pumpkin spice latte?

Fragrant Jewels Hello Pumpkin Candle and Bath Bomb Set

Okay, wow. So what you do here is light the candle and/or throw the bath bomb into the water (would highly recommend you combine both activities), and eventually beautiful rings will appear out of the bath bomb and wax. DONE. SOLD. BUYING IT.

Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Jell-O

Uh, someone try this and let me know how it made you feel. My contact is what@thehell.com.

Pumpkin Spice Latte Dog Toy

Time to turn my pup into the basic betch I know he is deep down in his little doggy heart.

The Honest Kitchen Instant Pumpkin Spice Latte for Dogs

Oh, look! Dogs, too, can enjoy the delicacy that is the PSL.

Pumpskin Spice-Flavored SPAM Lunch Meat

Okay, I’m upset.

A$AP Nast x Jack Purcell ‘Pumpkin Spice’ Chukka Mid Converse Sneaker

Apparently A$AP Nast teamed up with Jack Purcell to make a pumpkin spice-inspired sneaker. The PSL’s influence is mind-boggling.

Too Faced Pumpkin Spice Eye Palette Collection

Legit, I would wear this on my face.

Thomas’ Pumpkin Spice English Muffins

This between a slice of that pumpkin spice SPAM meat with some pumpkin spice Jell-O for dessert would be *chef’s kiss*. (Not really, that was sarcastic. Help.)

Dr. Amy Myers Pumpkin Spice-flavored Paleo Protein Powder

Yeah man, get swol with pumpkin spice protein powder.

Harney & sons Pumpkin Spice Rooibos Tea

For tea-over-coffee-anyday drinkers.

Saucony Women’s Pumpkin Spice Freedom ISO 2 Running Sneakers

It appears that these running shoes were designed to mimic what your pristine white sneakers would look like if someone were to accidentally douse them in a PSL high-concentrate.

Nest Fragrances Pumpkin Chai Classic Candle

The ultimate, cozy autumn ambiance is just one flame away.

 

La Colombe Pumpkin Spice Draft Latte

PSL to-go!!!!

Pumpkin Spice Beard Oil

Hey beard people, now is your time.

Three-wick “Basic White Girl Pumpkin Spice” Candle

YES, THIS IS A REAL CANDLE WITH REAL SELF-AWARENESS.

Hempz Pumpkin Spice & Vanilla Chai Herbal Body Moisterizer

Self-care just got so much better.

Blue Diamond Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Almonds

For the ultimate snack experience.

Burt’s Bees Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Lip Balm

Honestly feeling very unfazed by any pumpkin spice-flavored products now after having seen that PSL SPAM. So, this is chill.