5 Words That Will Ruin a Date (Beware)

FiveWordstoRuinaDate is trending on Twitter, and it’s a goldmine of hilarity (although albeit, can hit pretty close to home at times). For those of you out there who have ever been told to wear more makeup, gotten weird clues as to your date’s political leanings (that really don’t match up with yours), or the absolute worst, been informed your date doesn’t even think you are on a date, this is for you.

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Here, a few of our favorite FiveWordstoRuinaDate Tweets (and it goes without saying that say any of these, and you ‘re making a pretty serious dating mistake):

"I'm paying with a Groupon." #FiveWordsToRuinADate #beentheredonethat

— Elliott Serrano (@ElliottSerrano) January 15, 2015

Translation: I’m cheap, and you might as well know it now.

Want to share a dessert? #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— John Jannuzzi (@johnjannuzzi) January 15, 2015

Translation: I’m a freak who doesn’t want to eat a whole dessert.

I am a cat person #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Stefan Urquelle (@OfficeofSteve) January 15, 2015

Translation: I’ve been single for a while.

"I've decided to become celibate" (a girl actually told me this on our first date) #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Hidden Cash (@HiddenCash) January 15, 2015

Translation: You’re not getting any.

Can you shave your beard? #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Al (@TreyBizzy) January 15, 2015

Translation: I already want to change you.

#FiveWordsToRuinADate you should wear more makeup!

— Mathew Hagan (@Mat_Hagan) January 15, 2015

Translation: You’re really not very pretty.

#FiveWordsToRuinADate you don't look like 200 likes in person

— bilalt-j (@silentwandererr) January 15, 2015

Translation: I’m more popular in Instagram than you.

stop calling this a date #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Andrew Quo (@AndrewQuo) January 15, 2015

Translation: Get it through your head, we’re not on a date!

“I don’t really get Beyonce.” #FiveWordsToRuinADate

— Samhita-Lo (@TheSamhita) January 14, 2015

Translation: There is something really, really wrong with me.

#FiveWordsToRuinADate - Technically, on paper, I'm married. (uhhh, BYE!)

— Jackie Fernandez (@JackieNgFern) January 15, 2015

Translation: I’m married!

Which five words could someone say to ruin a date with you? Share your thoughts in the comments!

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