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Sex & Relationships
17 Weird Sex Toys You Have to See to Believe
Sex just got a whole lot weirder.
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More than 86% of older Gen Z and younger millennials own at least one sex toy, so it’s safe to say that most of us aren’t fazed by a neon pink vibrator or funkily-shaped massager. Since sex toys are pretty accessible now, (I mean, they literally sell them at Target) we’re all used to seeing all kinds of accessories for the bedroom. At the end of the day, sex toys just aren’t as shocking as they used to be—for the most part.
Although we didn’t consider our attitudes toward sex particularly vanilla, that all changed once we started doing research on some truly weird sex toys. Even if you find yourself taking risks (and rewards) in the bedroom, there are some sex toys available that might surprise—or, if we’re honest, confuse—even the most sexually adventurous people. Whatever your level of sexual education (and no, not the kind you got in school or the Netflix show), though, some of these sex toys are unusual, at the very least.
We don’t need to tell you that there are some pretty interesting preferences out there—and we’re not here to judge what people like and dislike in the bedroom. We’re here just to let you ~know~ that there are some seriously interesting sex toys on the market. From corn-shaped paddles made from dog toys to golden dildos that look like they belong in an art gallery, some of these toys you truly have to see to believe. And maybe try out IRL to truly believe!
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Tenga Easy Beat Egg Male Masturbator
Image Credit: Courtesy of Adesso. Tenga Easy Beat Egg Male MasturbatorThese egg toys don’t even look like sex toys, but they’ll definitely get you hard(boiled)! We’re still not quite sure how these work, but apparently, each egg has a different internal texture and comes with its own lube. Pretty interesting if you ask us!
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Go Stamina Training Unit STU
Image Credit: Courtesy of Fleshlight. Yes, I know this toy is graphic, but a classic fleshlight—in true, flashlight shape—is perhaps the original Weird Sex Toy, so it deserves a spot on the list. -
Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee Merkin
Image Credit: Courtesy of Fashion First Aid Store. Kitty Carpet Reusable Downstairs Toupee MerkinYes, this private-parts toupee technically is a merkin. A furry red merkin. (And if red’s not your color, don’t worry, because they have ’em in 6 other fun shades.)
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Adjustable Flesh Loop
Image Credit: Courtesy of CalExotic. Adjustable Flesh LoopFor all your cowboy-lovers out there, this waterproof, adjustable flesh lasso is for you. What’s that about saving a horse and riding a cowboy again?
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Cock Soap
Image Credit: Courtesy of Gears Out. Cock SoapScrub-a-dub-dub with this clean (but dirty) cock soap, perfect for a steamy post-sex shower sesh. -
Oral Sex Candy
Image Credit: Courtesy of Pipedream. Oral Sex CandyOn Sale 21% offThis oral sex candy is a treat in every sense of the word. It fizzes, pops, and bursts, sort of like Pop Rocks, if they were made for sex. -
Duck with a Dick
Image Credit: Courtesy of SPF. Duck with a DickThis duck with a dick is exactly what it sounds like. It’s waterproof, so do what you want with that info. And no, I also can’t believe it exists. -
The Earl
Image Credit: Courtesy of Lelo. The Lelo EarlThe Lelo Earl is a luxury pleasure object for penis-owners, available in silver or 18K gold plate. If you don’t think a $2590 dildo is weird, then my apologies. -
The Cornholer
Image Credit: Courtesy of BeatingsOnADime The CornholerOn Sale 20% offIf you can get over how corny it is, this unique BDSM toy can be used for intense impact play. It’s literally made from a badminton handle and a dog chew toy (bound by glue), so we have to give this Etsy seller credit for creativity. -
Chickie Emojibator
Image Credit: Courtesy of Emojibator Chickie EmojibatorAt first glance, you wouldn’t think this chick-shaped vibrator is a sex toy at all. Once you realize that its head is detachable though, that might be a different story. Oh, and did we mention it has 8 vibration settings? -
Glow-In-The-Dark Dildo
Image Credit: Courtesy of Evolved We don’t know why someone would need a glow-in-the-dark dildo, but perhaps that’s for the better. That’s definitely one way to brighten up your sex life. -
Chili Pepper Glass Dildo
Image Credit: Courtesy of Nox Chili Pepper Glass DildoThis Chili Pepper glass dildo falls on the less-weird spectrum of items on this list, but it’s still unconventional. It seems great for keeping bedroom activities spicy, though. -
Belladonna’s Magic Hand
Image Credit: Courtesy of Doc Johnson Belladonna’s Magic HandPerhaps you need a helping hand—an 11.5 inch, life-like hand. You probably already know what it’s used for, so we won’t go into too much detail, but you can’t tell us that this toy isn’t a little weird. -
Zeep! Vibrator
Image Credit: Courtesy of Cute Little Fuckers Zeep! VibratorPerhaps the bug lovers out there are enthused by this bright green vibrator—to each their own. Despite its bug-like design, it does have plenty of 5-star reviews, and comes with 5 speeds and patterns, so we won’t yuck anyone’s yum. -
Meat Cleaver Paddle
Image Credit: Courtesy of Glutton for Punishment Meat Cleaver PaddleWe can say with confidence that even chefs would be slightly alarmed by this cleaver-shaped paddle. But hey, you do you. -
Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita Realistic Blow Job Stroker
Image Credit: Courtesy of LoveHoney Magic Eyes La Bocca Della Verita Realistic Blow Job StrokerThere are many things we can say about this sex toy, but most interesting is that this toy is called the “Magic Eyes Blow Job Stroker,” yet it doesn’t have any eyes. That alone is weird enough.
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